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KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[02 Nov 2005|12:49am] |
NEW LJ, for sure , comment to be added other LJs will be deleted this week
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[24 Oct 2005|02:01pm] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[21 Oct 2005|12:06am] |
No wonder the English language is so very difficult to learn.
I sometimes wonder how we manage to communicate at all!
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
The soldier decided to desert in the desert.
This was a good time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
They sent a sewer down to stitch the tear in the sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in my clothes I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
She could not live with a live mouse in the house.
It was just a minute prick and over in a minute.
His mistake was putting his left foot forward while putting.
We would probably read more Shakespeare if we understood what we read.
There was a bow tied in the ropes on the bow of the ship.
You should spring that on us next spring!
We'll begin with a box and the plural is boxes.
But the plural of ox should be oxen, not oxes.
The one fowl is a goose but two are called geese,
Yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may found a lone mouse or a whole set of mice,
Yet the plural of house is houses not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
Why shouldn't the plural of pan be called pen?
If I speak of a foot and you show me your feet,
And I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
Why should not the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that and three would be those,
Yet hat in the plural wouldn't be hose.
And the plural of cat is cats and not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
But though we say Mother, we never say Methren,
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
But imagine the feminine she, shis and shim,
So English, I fancy you will all agree,
Is the funniest language you ever did see.
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[12 Oct 2005|06:03pm] |
this has all gone too far, martin is such a fanny, i've now officially lost my best friend, thanks to that little shit, i'm seriously going to kick the fucking crap out of the whole fucking lot of them, geraldine, cara, claire, do what you want to me, because i really don't give a shit about any of you, you are all cunts, and btw geraldine, do not consider yourself special because i call everyone a cunt, to me it's not that big of a "bad" word...
"to me coming from you friend is a four lettered word, end is the only part of the word i heard"
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